Wednesday, May 16, 2007

 

I drew this for my Chinese teachers. I think it's cute when I get pictures from my students and I'm confident my teachers will be similairly elated, not to mention impressed

Friday, May 11, 2007

 


Have you ever wished you were born a tiger? I know I have

 

In small cities people will go to great lengths to entertain themselves. Who recognises this scene?

 

When I wore this suit 2 Chinese people asked me, "Tom, what's the matter with you?" I'd just taken a big dose of 'Cool Tonic', that's all. Check out this guys teeth

 

My costume isn't as good as theirs

 

"A good opium den? OK, you want to go straight up here and take a left...

 
Just wearing this singlet gave me a sore arse. I think maybe I look like Serena Williams

 
If you were to ask me, "Are those tassles?" I would reply, "Yes"

 

All I need is to get my boogie down,

 


Could you ask for a better Christmas present? You would think not...

 

No, those sweat patches aren't part of the costume

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